For who I am I'm doing pretty okay

Yes, I like what I have.

I'm a wagie with a cushy middle-class office job, a bachelor's degree, net worth of under 20k, no interest in acquiring a gf rn and all friends are on the internet

I'm gonna say I'm ngmi

No. Compared to my friends and classmates i'm a complete failure. I might be able to change that in the near future ...

Not by any worldly measure. Unworldly measures? I don't know.

I'm not sure what it even means...just sounds like a word for impressing your new girlfriend's parents and friends, all I can say is that I'm comfortable, all my physical material needs are met, I accomplished the few things I set out to accomplish and now I'm just chilling in Hell's waiting room wanting for nothing else

I'm not

Not really. Apart from keeping myself alive. I failed in everything else

Just an average person.

On paper I might look good, but I feel like an average Joanna who did the minimum to survive.

I consider myself successful, nobody insulted me here too hard or wanted to ban me. But the more interesting question would be if I am happy living ever after. That is a more complex subject and less easy to answer.

No, obviously (not yet, at least)

I'm on my way to it. But it will take (and continue to take) work to get there.