almost always, it's required by law technically so I keep it in my wallet but sometimes I forget

Yup

Yes. In case I get carded.

Yeh, in case someone murders me and the person who finds my body can't figure out who this bitch

Nope. Its in my wallet though. I don't bring it with me on walks.

Yeah, when I drop dead in the streets someone should know where my meat should be sent

Whenever I go out, yes. I didn't used to, because I thought not being able to leave my house without a plastic card with identifying information on it would be too authoritarian and it wasn't exactly illegal not to. But then some time I decided it's a good idea in case there's some kind of emergency or in case I get harassed by the cops, don't want to have to stand there for 15 minutes because I don't have id (it happened to me once).

Yes

Not always but most of the time.

When I leave the house, yes.

yep, because it fits in my wallet.

No. I carry it only when I want to show my idenTITIES to strangers.

Always

Yep.

Yes