A Retrospring Bier Event in Prague or something sounds lovely.

No, I think it would spoil it.

nah. too poor

How 'central' we talking about here? You'll never get me setting foot in Slovakia 😛

Pass

Nope. Not getting on planes rn.

No, the flights are too expensive, even if I had a job

too far, traveling alone terrifies me.

Maybe if I met a few of you guys separately before doing a mass meet-up (I prefer 1-2-1s)

Maybe if the right people attend but I fear it would be a disappointing experience for everybody.

So is this a ruse to lure me in and then murder me in cold blood?!

No.