If I took you to an Italian restaurant for dinner, what would you order? (Three courses.)

Am I your favourite Simian?

How many times did you poo today?

How are you feeling today?

Is Daniel your actual name?

Are you proud of that Nature publication? Can you give me an abstract for interested laypeople?

How did you cope with the lion ?

Hardware question: which one you prefer: performance, power or area?

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