I eat bullets for breakfast

I rarely have news about other countries on my mind.

make me

I buy $845,652 worth of pyrotechnics to celebrate Independence Day, load it up in my $80,000 pick up truck that’s also towing my $100,000 boat that I’ll take to the lake while also complaining about how masks and vaccines are infringing upon my freedom.

I shot my neighbour with an assault rifle for parking in my spot.

(looks over at medical bills)

Have you just crashed a child's birthday party?

There's a commemorative day for the indigenous culture here