Cheese. Chocolate.

Coffee

If you smuggled in coffee (aka “prison crack”), ramen noodles, and stamps I could be running the place within weeks.

Your support, and ramen noodles in rare and specialty flavors

A file baked into a cake

A pussy.

A self-defense manual for prison?

Books, my computer, a massage therapiste, brushes and paint to paint the walls plus good humour and a good spirit.

bake me one of those cakes with a big metal file in it like in the cartoons