If by god you mean coffee then yes

I don't have that privilege

Anime? Absolutely!
God? Since I'm a lesbian, I think I'm disqualified...

i have the power of about 1 microwave oven

i fight them constantly and still win

For better or worse, no. I'm insufficiently devoted as a cultist.

Only God, you can keep the change

Yes, but only because I stole the power of God and took his place

maybe the power of satan and anime

god hates me. anime and i have some disagreements, but we unify against god.

All deities have abandoned me long ago and anime can only make it worse