Reminds me of an assignment I had a couple of weeks ago. One of the problems had two goats in it. They were named Alice and Bob.

Blanca or Clara

Sandra.

Jane. Jane Goatall.

“Se”.

Cabrón.

The GOAT - Greatest Of All Time, or maybe ggoat - greatest goat of all time

Chlamydia

Mrs. Witherspoon. I'd call the goat Mrs. Witherspoon. It would not matter if the goat had a non matching gender.

Michael Jordan

Henry just popped into my head - we're going with that