Currently a writer and uni student; formerly a mathematician and education research. Asexual, he/him
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have you seen my pet anomalocaris i cant find him ive been looking all over
No. Are you sure you’ve looked in all the dimensions?
What does ACAB mean? (Wrong answers only)
Another Corrupt Authority Bumhole
shoves you in a locker like a bully in a 90s high school movie
Oh
Messi
oh no my raft of uprooted trees carrying at least 15 green iguanas is headed straight for anguilla quick do something
pats head
what if i broke into your house late at night and installed hannah montana linux onto all of your computers while you werent looking
What if indeed
Hay fever, chronic fatigue syndrome, migraines, financial hardship, fools gladly
I’m thinking that the canal network in Birmingham must be pretty heavy
Hindenburg?
What do you put in your pan before frying something?
Sunflower or vegetable oil
If one animal would be made to the size of a whale, which would be the scariest?
If by ‘one animal’ you mean ‘one species’, maybe pigeon.
Graphics on ultra. Let’s see what the devs wanted us to see
What warnings would show up on your packaging?
May explode on contact
Love
Do you watch the football euro cup?
Yup
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