Once you have licked feet in public not many things embarrass you.

OK so I lost some weight a while back and never really bought new pants, relying on belts mostly, fast forward to touring a secure facility last week, and nothing metal could go in, well my belt was metal, so off it came, we started the tour and I can feel my pants sliding down. So I'm shimmying around trying to keep it together and these stern hardass career colonels and shit are noticing and giving me the sour puss and who knows what they were thinking...once we got a break I waddled out to my car and used a coat hangar and electrical tape to get through the day. The moral of the story here, as always, is please shoot me

I tend to not wear pants when I'm home and I had just ordered food through Uber eats which they left by the door. So I ran down to grab it as people were walking by...

I SUCK on my fingers and I've been perpetually embarrassed for weeks by how hard it is for me not to do it. Also, I audibly gasped and pointed about Wonder Woman makeup I saw in Walgreens today. There was no one there for me to gasp and point for. Plus, it's embarrassing that Wonder Woman makeup was so exciting to me.

Being embsrrassed is my slaves job

I cringe sometimes, but I keep forgetting embarresing moments.

I get needy from time to time, sometimes its cute - sometimes its not so much. So I tell myself off when I realise I'm doing it.

Yesterday

There was a man on the road who I waved at assuming he was an acquaintance, but while driving by I saw he was sb else. At least I was very friendly and gave him something to think about ;-)

Me getting off the phone with someone at work the other day tbh. Somebody walked in as I was saying bye and my brain just couldn't handle processing TWO things at once and this happened
Him: "alright thanks man"
Me: "alright thanks, bye."

As I’ve grown older I have become less and less apologetic about who I am and what I do, so honestly, I can’t really remember. I generally feel quite justified in doing what I do.