nefarious yeets asked If you were a mummy, what would the curse c…

They would never find matching socks again

Daniel · 4y

I would help them to become better persons. I'd look inside their hearts and give them what they need.

this is a really great question; we could make it like this: this person takes my "curse", so becomes the mummy and remains in the sarcofagus for like for a thousand years, and i roam now free and happy

luca · 4y

An ethnic mom offers you food and health advice ("dry your hair before you sleep or you'll get sick !") that you don't want at least 17 times a day, everyday for the rest of your life

Teo · 4y

Ball warts shall befallen all who open this tomb XD

Chris CM. Martinez · 4y

Change the bodily manifestation of their emotions. Like making them laugh whenever they're sad or making them cry whenever they're happy or making them look calm whenever they're super angry.

Arman · 4y

Isn't "life" as a mummy extremely boring? So wouldn't a visitor be highly welcome? Say I'm an Egyptian Princess wound up in a body suit so tight it protects me from decay, wouldn't I need a shower, a back rub, a tooth brush, a lung filled with fresh air?
So a visitor would be doomed to unwrap me, do a lot of care, cleaning, spa, hairdresser things plus massages and much beauty work. After that tedious work the bandages have to be washed, bleached, dried, ironed and repaired. Basically the poor souls who disturb me would be immersed with nursing and caring work. Plus much entertainment as I would want to get all the news, gossip, jokes, updates on fashion, how today the mummy style is to wear, could be a long time until the tomb raiders get out again, alooong time!

Kate Matsuda · 4y

I'm interested in the classics, maybe some boils and a nice big locust swarm

Sean ⚡🤖 · 4y

I'd make that spot on their back between both shoulder blades feel itchy all the time forever and ever till the end of time.

nefarious yeets · 9 answers · 4y