There is something humbling about living in a place with seasons. Not sure I'd like what living in LA would do to me.

I FUCKING LO~ ehh not really.

I'm likely the cause of more or my frustrations than anyone else.

You need to change your world, or if you can't find someone to help you manage it.

I think being funny is something you have - some people I've met couldn't be funny if they studied it. That being said, you can learn to be more charismatic which could help more jokes land.

There are 2 misfortunes that are always universally funny to English People. 1. When a waiter/waitress drops a plate "WHAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY" or 2. when a block gets hit in the balls.

Give me 20 minutes and I'll tell you.

I FUCKING LOVE TRUFFLES!

Alcohol impairs a person judgement. But it's still their judgement.

Little nervous, but I don't have a reason to.

100% British Beef

Family issues :/ (on top of more family issues)

I can't say just yet - but its a pretty big deal :)

I don't wear jewellery

There was quite a backlash in the UK this year for guy fawkes night after youths fired fireworks at police and a puppy died of a heart attack - two viral stories. So probably not.