Oooh… I don’t think so. I’d be too afraid to get caught looking at it.

oh of course, i'm nosey

No, not interested. If I get something: fine. If she leaves it all to her dog: fine. Besides, reading a legal document like a will is no easy business.

I'm not usually thar nosey

Nah, wouldn't much care about it

Nah, I've seen a lot of people turn gross over other peoples money. I'm not going to play those games.

Maybe, maybe not. It depends on things.

No.

I would like to keep the surprise for later

Phew, I likely open the window, you know elderly aunts never let in fresh air, at least that is the prejudice.