Why not 🤷‍♀️

Pass

My consumerism :/ I can’t help it, I grew up poor and it feels so good when I can buy things. I have to stop.

Yes. I will make fun at every opportunity I get.

Nah. But one time I was cyberstalking an old acquaintance and came across her linked in… I checked out the period of time we used to be close and oh boy was she good at enhancing. Enhancing like…”I speak conversational Spanish” when you only know how to say hi and taco. That level of enhancing.

Haven’t seen any of them 🙈

Some sort of an animalistic animal

I used to try to convince my husband to join so I could constantly ask him why he farted so much, but these types of sites are just not his thing.

Ew no why?

I won’t even tell you you have a booger on your face

Maybe my students? About how my tests are “impossible” ???

It’ll take up less space? You wont eventually have to eat 2 year old mayo?

TREAT YO SELF!

Super hairy

get a job at JPL. My recruiter screwed up. I got 3 interviews ! But he didn’t tell me what positions, so I was interviewing blindly. Also, they gave us a tour of the grounds before the interview and … I was wearing new high heeled interview shoes. The terrain of JPL is awful… so.. by the time I went into my interviews, my toenails were bleeding, and I had huge pit stains. Awful.