Pandy · 14 answers · 4y

On a scale from 1 to 10 (1 being a creep, 10 being Casanova), how much of a smooth talker can you be when you flirt?

I usually start the conversation by saying: "Hey gurl! Looking for someone to sin with?" ... I'm joking! My social skills suck ass so if I attempt to flirt with somebody they'll probably cringe within the first minute and start walking away!

I’ve never been a smooth talker, but I like playful banter. I’m not sure where that falls on the scale. Maybe a 5?

I know I'm not a creep because I know what boundaries are and I care about them. But I also know I'm not a smooth talker bc when I "flirt" with people I intentionally give a very inaccurate synopsis of episodes of bad shows. Or I tell them what breed of dog I think they would be if they were a dog. Or something like that. I also do things like this when I'm not flirting with people.

So I feel like this scale can't represent someone who is constantly a fkn fool as a way to show all kinds of affection, and is also just a fkn fool in general

10 and a half, like my D*** I'm smooth with the ladies as any of them here can tell you ;)

I can be a 10, if I'm not having enough one of my little 'episodes' where I bottom out around a 4 📉

It really varies sometimes I'm firing from all cylinders other times I can be a little clumsy. Seems like the more dumbfounded I am the less eloquent I come off as.

I'm pretty good at flirting with people I'm not interested in honestly. If I'm interested, I'll just clam up and probably pretend they're not even there.

Errm, I am too blunt for this, but when I put much effort into this I might get a 5 or so?

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