I can't find someone who can keep up with me in my competitive nature... 😤 so I have to be my own challenger

Having gray hair and still getting the occasional pimple. 😣

I did spooky government shit for a living and the Department of Defense ran investigations on me for a security clearance, part of this investigation focuses on mental health, and having a depression diagnosis on your record, well, it raises eyebrows - anyway that and other more philosophical reasons is why I told them to fuck off rather than answer questions about it...you are essentially punished for seeking help for yourself, which is super fair but completely on brand for America, Christ I despise this place more every day

I’m supposed to drop students who don’t attend zoom lectures due to home/job situations … yet I KNOW half the class is just logging in and going around doing something else during lecture

I play competitive games at 20 fps

I have a vagina therefore all I’m capable of doing is looking pretty and making tea.

Me to my boss who also owns the company: I want a raise! He: I've got no raise since years too! Oh well, comparing apples to peas. I took that as an insult.