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God is a man with a yellow T-shirt and black sweatpants living in the sky.

Also, pregnancy is achieved when a man and a woman inhale and exhale each other's breaths.

I knew the earth was spherical … but I Imagined it as a hollow shell resting on the “ground”and we lived NOT in the surface, but inside, on the point of contact. See pic for reference. https://ibb.co/2vm7vJM

Pee is stored in the balls (girls also have balls)

The world used to be in black and white

Each person is the best in the world at something, but unless you happen to try that specific thing, you'll never know

It's only one mile up to the edge of space

There was something special about me, like I was destined for something important or had special powers, and everyone else knew about it, but they had to keep it secret from me until I was older

That adults were smarter, knew better, and as a result, did better.

Black women's titties gave chocolate milk, is that racist or cute?🤣

Everyone had a dick

Christianity.

That pee was what got one pregnant

That people go to church to beg for mercy because they were guilty of having nailed a man on a wooden cross. And I feared they might do that to me too when they find out that I knew a dead person cannot give you mercy.