physics fingerguns

yeah

yes

He will just piu piu

yes

probably

Your cat just thought up a new way to do something to annoy you while still being so adorable that you forget about the annoyance and think that there is absolutely nothing wrong.

Dunno. I could do better though.

Yes

It's the cat's IFF software activating. Don't give him any reason to identify you as foe or you might regret it :3

Uh oh, the Glorious Cat Revolution is coming, it is likely you will be allowed to live on in some humiliating servant role, so that's something

Yes because it wants food.

No, he's trying to collect light so he can see more clearly in the dark. But also yes, because most likely, he's very alert and excitable right now and will attack you if you make any sudden movements.