Jerry Seinfeld.

Jim Carrey

i'd like to punch Andrew Schulz in the nose

Jimmy Carr, plus he's a tax dodger.

Harry Hill

Loads, but I figure maybe I'm not the target audience? Outside of the just bad comedians in the world like Brendan Schaub (just too green) Typically its the just 'muh vagina' jokes or 'political humour = orange man bad' people like Amy Schumer and Patton Oswald. I name these two in particular because they are quite funny in movies, but their standup is just... dull.

Adam Sandler and Jimmy Fallon

Jeff Foxworthy in his 'peak'?

Carlos Mencia