Merida · 11 answers · 2y

What if your ex sent you a text message saying "I wanna sex you up"?

After I’d finished snorting my coffee, I’d reply with something like “that’s nice for you”.

I’d think he was listening to a Color Me Bad song from 1990 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxu3pq319r0 and I’d laugh. If I could, personally, in his face. All the better. Schmuck.

Not that he would, but I’d block and not respond. I don’t like opening cans of worms.

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