Epsi · 22 answers · 8mo

You are now a giant fire-breathing dragon.

What are you gonna do?

Terrorize the nearest village by shitting right on their village entrance until they give me shittons of gold. I will then proceed to take a long nap nearby until someone threatens my source of gold and fiercely protect them.

fire up some particular buildings that will get me on a list if I mentioned them

...cause trouble so that a cute heroine will walk into my cave that I can say hi to and ask out on a date... ;w ;

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