A co-worker in their 50s completely flipped out because I'd never seen the video for Sledgeahmmer. He told me it was the biggest deal in the world. I mean, maybe, but it was also a world where I wouldn't be born for seven more years, so I feel like it's not that shocking.

Die. Please give me at least 20 more years. Thank you.

Being as jaded as my geriatric coworkers

Retirement

I should be too young to accept death.

Hip replacement

I'm too young to die! Also I'm too young to harbour conservative shit inside my mind.

Death.

The senior discount at Dennys's 😭

Affordable Retirement Homes (honestly they are so reasonably priced!)

Driving a ship