I once saw an article about COVID-19 possibly spreading that way.

My farts are my friends.

Yes. Farting in a lift is an act of terrorism.

cops be like "this job is terrifying, I leave my home every morning not knowing if I'll make it back to my family..." then they go and fine a bitch because they feel threatened by his fart

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Well, there are such cases of doubt. Can a finger be more than a finger, even when it is a raised middle finger? Can a sneeze be anything else but a simple sneeze, even when it is into your face at Corona times? Compared with the latter a fart is maybe nothiing but that. Even when it was intended as something else. A message might be a message even when the sender did not intend it to be one and vice versa.

He committed the one unforgivable crime - pissing off a cop, if your fart pisses off a cop then heaven help you