Pawesome · 11 answers · 4y

If you were a serial killer how would you kill your victims?

Assuming I'm just targeting random people who did nothing wrong, I would try to minimise their suffering, so if possible, I'd drug them to the point where they won't really be aware of what's happening and can't fight back. I don't think I'd be able to deal with any gory methods of killing so I'd maybe strangle them or drown them.

Slow-acting poison. More difficult to trace where it came from and a lot less messy than other means.

I'd be like Dexter in that I only kill people who pose a threat to society. My method would be scalping and victims will be neonazi terrorists.

I typed out a whole answer but then I thought y'all might think I'm an actual serial killer, which I'm not, of course. I'm just a regular gal who knows how to lure horny people into my home, restrain their hands like we about to fuck, sedate them with isofluorane which I can get from the lab I work in (it's a general anesthetic we use to sedate animals) without raising any eyebrows, inject phalloidin (also available to me) into their bloodstream, and then dump their body in scenic Lake Mead in the dead of night. Again, I'm just a regular gal

Meh that's too much work and not enough payoff, I mean I couldn't even wear around the bone necklace I'd make - I'm going to stick to white collar crime that hardly ever gets punished (if you steal big enough) 😛

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