I stood on my tiny balcony watching the scarce fireworks.

Watch some fireworks

https://i.imgur.com/tU8CIgt.jpg

Eat the grapes

Masturbated like an angry chimp🙈🙉🙊

Fast asleep

Not there yet! But I’m saving up a juicy fart to ring in the new year

5 more hours to go. About 2 hours ago I was in the middle of making caldo de rez (beef stew), red rice, green salsa, and sugar cookies.

I was watching ‘Manhunter’ with a friend. We were at the bit where ‘In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida’ starts playing. He stood up, pulled open his shirt to show he was wearing the In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida T-shirt I’d given him for Christmas and started to dance around wiggling his bum in my face - like he does. I said, “Ooh, I want me some of that!” - like I do. We heard fireworks and realised it was midnight. Happy new year!

I was eating

I was in the kitchen, preparing a meal.