Lots of vanilla creamer.

I don't really make and drink coffee at home. Once in a great while I'm like "yum, yum, yum, I'm a grown up, I want some coffee, my sleeves are not too long, the economy !" So I get it from a Vietnamese restaurant. It's just the coffee and a tablespoon or two of condensed milk. Idk what kind of coffee it is, but it's good and doesn't taste at all like walrus ass.

Boil water > put ground coffee on a paper filter > pour boiling water over filter > put sugar in the resulting liquid > serve to other people because I don't drink it

I don't.

Black coffee no sugar

With an automatic espresso machine.

light cream (french vanilla flavored if available) no added sugar, esp. if the cream is sweetened already

grind my own, reusable Keurig pod, drink half black and then mix in a bit of cocoa mix unless I have a donut or somewhat.

like my men (not at all)

Cold brew with cream and a shot of espresso

I don't because I don't like it

Black with sugar.

Cream and at least ten sugars 😊