Tell them "God is dead, and we killed him" and walk away. Alternatively: try to convince them that Satan is actually not that bad.

Tell him exactly what I think about God and tell him to shove it

This happens to me on a weekly basis. I must have “SINNER” written on my forehead or something. I politely say, “No, thank you” as I walk by. Stopping only encourages them.

Sorry I'm in rush.

When I have time for a chat I ask which god and offer a selection. When he denies all of them but his own, I start to tell him that his god is just a current incarnation of some other and point out that my selection predates his. And then I start converting his belief into Buddhism. At which point they usually start running.

Say no thank you and walk away quickly. I've stopped for these people before and it's like you're imprisoned by their presence for like 15 straight minutes. This girl deadass tried to schedule a time for me to attend church and meet for lunch together and I was like sis who the fuck even are you I don't dine with random strangers I met at the mall?? Just run, that's all I gotta say.

I feel like rolling my eyes, but I don't. I'm too much of a pussy to say "no, thanks" probably, but then, I doubt I say "okay" either. Not sure what I say. It's not because I don't believe in God, it's because I know what retarded kind of "God" the kind of people who walk toward people and bother them about it believe in. I.e. what the majority of people who believe in "God" believe in.

Say no thanks and continue about my business. I've had this happen before, they're usually polite in respecting that you have no interest.

Be like, "don't even get me started on how thicc the holy spirit is, sir. Have a blessed day"

say I have somewhere to be but sorry

If it's a mormon doing their missionary thing, I'd be genuinely curious to learn about what the difference is in their view, since they're nice apparently.

When it's the usual cultist trying to sell me an afterlife, I'll pass on that. Already got my free bible.

As long as we can talk about his indifference and cruelty too, I'm game

It's gonna be a no from me dawg

I don’t do anything and I stop and listen. It’s not going to kill me. At least it hasn’t up to now.

Happened before. I talked to him about that topic and he thought it was very interesting what I had to say. After that we wrote via E-Mail a little more, a few messages.