You assume I am sharp

I get to work with kids. Can’t not bring your A-game or they will eat you alive.

Music listening services. No patience for books.

Viagr... I mean I sometimes take online courses. I completed a course on the fundamentals of cryptography a couple of months ago. It was on Coursera and I got a certificate for it. I'm planning on taking another course on the fundamentals of deep learning.

Nothing, I like to be soft and damp

Write erotic shrek fanfiction

stay WHAT NOW?

these days, mostly read news - try to stay informed, at least as much as I can take without sticking my head in the oven

Play Words with Friends (aka scrabble) and sometimes chess. Maybe writing the occasional essay also counts.

Who says I’m sharp?

I'm super into retaining competence. So about 3 years ago I've been on a mission to keep my skills razor sharp, I've now got 64 qualifications (granted some of them are me re-getting a qualification for competence sake).

I again started with a new course about Quantum Theory. The lecture already has some errors in it. sigh