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Arman · 13 answers · 4y

How often do you bleed?

once a month vis a vis my uterus, but internally? any time a mf tries to make straight pride a thing !

Mostly when I'm called into the lab for another blood test, they have more of my blood than I do, but then I'm a donor recipient so I cant even really say this is my blood strictly speaking

No offense, but having blood is disgusting. So I had all mine drained and replaced with 64 tubes of Mountain Dew® lip balm that had been squeezed through cheesecloth

We have like 20 cats, they often scratch us, sometimes deeply enough to make us bleed, so maybe once every few months? not sure.

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