I'm the king of France.

These circuits aren't going to print themselves.

for my hair styling tips. they all wanna know.

Because I like to hang Hallmark keepsake ornaments from their antlers

I'm underpaid 😂

i take out the big targets

they only have large deer

So I can pay the bar tab on a Friday night.

Raccoon.

It is compensation for pain and suffering.

I have no idea. Sometimes it feels like students will do better if I just stop showing up

Because if they don't I will turn off their firewall and let the North Koreans go HAM on their network 😛

Because my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard? A girl has to make ends meet and teaching isn’t going to pay all the bills.

I used Technical Remote Viewing to win the lottery five times in a row.

I'm the world's best hoax creator