Teo asked 9 months ago · 15 answers

Why do they pay you the big bucks? (wrong answers only)

Because I like to hang Hallmark keepsake ornaments from their antlers

I have no idea. Sometimes it feels like students will do better if I just stop showing up

Because if they don't I will turn off their firewall and let the North Koreans go HAM on their network 😛

Because my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard? A girl has to make ends meet and teaching isn’t going to pay all the bills.

I used Technical Remote Viewing to win the lottery five times in a row.

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