Why do they pay you the big bucks? (wrong answers only)
I'm the king of France.
These circuits aren't going to print themselves.
for my hair styling tips. they all wanna know.
Because I like to hang Hallmark keepsake ornaments from their antlers
I'm underpaid 😂
i take out the big targets
they only have large deer
So I can pay the bar tab on a Friday night.
It is compensation for pain and suffering.
I have no idea. Sometimes it feels like students will do better if I just stop showing up
Because if they don't I will turn off their firewall and let the North Koreans go HAM on their network 😛
Because my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard? A girl has to make ends meet and teaching isn’t going to pay all the bills.
I used Technical Remote Viewing to win the lottery five times in a row.
I'm the world's best hoax creator
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