it's full of micro furs

Straight from the titty of a pizza cow

It was made by gordon ramsey

The price, and that had better be a really big and tasty pizza!

It better be the size of my bed :o

I have no ideacwhat that is in dollars but uhhh pineapples

There's golden Goldbären on it ~

Merida was my delivery person 😍

Maybe I’m paying for the ambiance of the restaurant?

The dough is made of pixie dust

I get like 5 more pizzas with it.

It's the size of a small table and it has as many toppings as they'll allow. And maybe it has edible gold flakes on it, too. And the ingredients are all freshly made.

I'm not paying for it!