This question reminds me of 'Would I Lie To You?'

I once got trapped in a ruined building ( https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-the-bomb-house-at-devils-dyke-in-sussex-22466109.html ) by a herd of cows. Then they started coming inside to scratch themselves on the walls and I had to climb out to escape because I was scared of getting crushed.

In 3rd grade I threw a bunch of bark chips at one of my best friend's face and she ended up with vision problems in one of her eyes because of the bark chip dust

I'm 5'5" and I can leg press between 300-400lbs /136-181kg. I need to check the picture. To check and see, if this year I can beat that.

I'm the creator of beloved children's author Beverly Cleary

I once (unforgivably) catfished someone for about 4 years as an entirely different person with a different life. I came clean and she is now my best friend.

Probably this: I can write with both hands, but I can only draw with my left.

Once I actually did like that Seinfeld episode with my friend where she pretended to be my wife to use my gym membership and some other stuff, I mean I think it was another type of store on the show but still

2 yrs ago at my cousin's wedding. all extended family is there all fuckers i don't like. so i'm pounding drinks. it's time for my turn to toast.. i stand a up a bit wobbly. the room goes silent. i raise my 12th glass,,, To Rape... & I SIT DOWN.. The crowd gasps, my mom spits out whatever she was drinking.. XD

I once had a full on one-sided conversation with Mathew McConaughey because he was trying to impress me that he's Mathew McConaughey, but I had just gotten braces and couldn't really talk because my mouth was sore. He was in town filming "Ghost of Girlfriend's past".