I use little things to make bigger things move and make people feel things.

[Stolen] I force electrons to do math.

"nuh no, you no allowed to do that - I'm tellin!"

I find swastikas scratched into the tile above urinals and say, 'what do I do about this?" and the manager says, "idk, cover it with tape?"

I talk to dark squares on a screen. I ask the squares questions and then answer them myself. Basically— talk to myself for 5 hours from Monday-Friday.

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I make bleeps and bloops align so you know where your dog/cat/raccoon is.

I walk around and look at pipes and stuff

Me do nothing. Me born a leech on society.

math is useful ok? Just take my word for it

I use my brain to sort out problems for people who would not have those problems if they would not think they are the cleverest beings roaming earth.

knock knock

"who the fuck are u?"

"i'm here to see if ur interested in sustainable energy and to help you save money"

"actually i hate the planet and money so don't ever come knocking on my door again"

"okay have a nice day bitch"

Consider a producer

"You're sending us bad data, please fix your data file and send a new one"

"No, we shouldn't have to do that, fix your software"

"Our software only processes the data we receive, an error in the data causes an error in the software"

"OK here's a new file"

"This is the same file"

[repeat until the heat death of the universe]

I clean my uncle's poop🙂