What's really normal about you?
I love sports and sports love me.
What Alice said. I recently finished watching Friends for the third time.
my dorsal fin
I shower every day? I go to work and pay bills? I put my pants on one leg at a time?
Relatively normal, to me that is.
When I would say I'm normal I would assume everybody is as weird and lunatic as myself. I'm too normal to assume that!
I put my clothes on in the intended direction.
...most of the time.. admit it, you’ve worn shirts inside out by accident
Then you're not normal ;)
My blood pressure
I followed "Friends" faithfully and just watched the reunion special.
i take massive shits
Same. Thinking I should get an episiotomy tbh.