I might be the worst person on earth to ask about dealing with their mother...ok maybe 2nd worst behind Carrie, but I humbly propose the direct approach - yo moms get the hell up out my koolaid I can handle this (you may want to phrase this more respectfully, or not I am not here to judge)

I like tsunderes, all mean on the surface but deep down they're crazy about you 🤡

pain

School starts on a Wednesday? SMH nobody should show up then 😛

Well it depends on the curse, far too many possibilities to go into much detail here, but the best catch-all solution is to find the caster and persuade them to unhex you, with kind words or a hammer, whatever I'm not here to judge

those last two I just go to Target or Kohls or wherever, for furniture I keeps it fancy, I like to go to a showroom and hunt down someone to help me, like yes I promise I can afford this sofa please help me

Yeah I bought a guitar secondhand from somebody I knew, also some electronics I will buy refurb from newegg or Best Buy or wherever, depends on what it is

Nah, faith (as in belief without evidence) has nothing to do with anything for me - I don't believe or disbelieve anything, I just carry forth trying to increase the odds of winning

Because they can, spend enough time in retail and you know exactly who is gonna drop 10G's on a bicycle the second you lay eyes on them 😛

the damn weekend 😭

a dangerous mental condition, somebody ought to start a charity

Nah I don't care about that, I just stop if I'm not enjoying it, or it isn't getting me my father's approval 😭

I'd go viral because somebody sitting behind me live-streamed a horrible date I was on SMH

a nice loud fart of course

the Xenomorph from Alien?