Nothing...😭

Boy who likes to sniff coke n bang slags every weekend is always full of drugs n possibly has shagged ur maw.

" a big toe in the ass of a guy " lolz.

“To shove a rose stem up one’s ass then suck a dick while trying to shit the stem.” — I’m glad there were flowers involved somewhere.

Dirty cloud: Accidentally farting whilst having your arsehole rimmed.

Dirty Luis: When you convince two girls that are best friends with each other to have a threesome with you.

I like that it specifies the girls must be best friend status, my name holds no power over co-workers or acquaintances lol.

After taking a large amount of LSD one would stick their penis in a rabbit hole and scream I'm in wonderland as they ejaculate.

I will not post mine....😣😣

Dirty Chris
When you're having sex ( mish, doggy, cowgirl etc) you pull out and fart in her face, then continue as if nothing happened.
Last night when I fucking my girlfriend, I did a Dirty Chris in her face. Oh I've done that 😉☺

Dirty Katie : Having sex with someone after winning Uno, and proceeding to fuck them violently. 🙃

Oh god. I need some eye bleach after that

dirty dave
When a girl comes over to your house, is a cock tease, and passes out in your bed. You jack off cum on her face, bring in your roommate to laugh and fall asleep next to her. She wakes up the next morning and gets a ride home from you. The following day at work you quit from embarrassment.
I quit my job today.

When you grab a girls tits and shove them into your mouth.
"Honey can I give you a dirty Daniel?"

I blame you for this https://i.imgur.com/stShJ4J.png