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cLOUD · 10 answers · 2y

Do you think mike pence is handsome? My coworker told me she found him extremely attractive and that is why she voted for trump

I try not to comment negatively on people's looks even if I hate them because I believe in insult deflection theory, but I will say when I saw this photo of Mike Pence I laughed out loud photo

Sorry no. I'd say he looks like a lizard but that wouldn't be fair to lizards

So she wasn't just another conservative, who'd vote for any conservative, and she thought Mikey was such a snacc he flipped her? If that's the case, they should do studies because I don't think even Mother finds him that appealing.

And if it's not the case, I'm thinkin she's saying some bullshit to avoid admitting she liked the whole vibe.

I wanna be fair... So there may be circumstances where a disposable frosting bag full of room temp mayonnaise would be handsome to me. But this particular man has never been in those circumstances, I reckon.

Mike Pence come across as very creepy for me. When you like resurrected dates he might be your type I think? But voting Trump due to preferring christian zombies? Another hint that your co-worker seems to have a problem I fear?

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