I usually dress for comfort, unless it's an event where I should dress appropriately.

me shorts

my relaxed fit black jeans, they are so neat you can't even tell they are jeans until you touch them...and plenty of butt support that I just don't get from the regular fit ✨

Shapewear/yoga pants are a real blessing to this world (just not on me).

Colorful windpants

12 pocket tactical pants for all your flotsam and jetsam, miscellanea, bats and belfries, n bits n bobbins.

I prefer your imaginary pants ;) but to answer your question, a pair of simple black slacks.

Distressed straight leg Levi’s.

I have a pair of bright red slacks, and I think they're my favorite.

Skin tight, or very narrow leg. Ankle length. Black.

As cheap as possible while looking serious enough.