Matter is what consciousness does.

The Black Death was a scamdemic and all the bodies were crises actors.

I'd better leave that to the experts @ASouza @Wasserpistole

Birds are real

If you go outside after you’ve bathed you’ll catch a cold.

The number 14233221 describes the numbers in its total.

I’m so used to sudden windfall

an evil snail

The street bully of the road when I was young applied for a police job, got it and started a drug dealing gang as a police officer, got caught and convicted, was released from jail and now has a business as a security advisor!

I couldn't be bothered to cook, or drive, or pick up a phone to order anything , so I had cheezits and soda for dinner, depression is a motherfucker

Some people that do enjoy Gucci would not buy their stuff if it wasn't so expensive. Could be the exact same thing but if it wasn't expensive like it is (850€ for a Jogginghose for example), they would not buy it.

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