As with anybody on the internet, you shouldn't trust me without getting to know me better. I do however consider myself to be trustworthy.

Eating animal crackers makes me feel GUILTY, and that means I'm very sentimental and UNSTABLE so I'm too busy fuckin up my own life to harm others.

Not sure you can trust my answer, but I keep secrets for a living.

Don't trust me

i have brown nipples. and i only shoplift from major corporations

You shouldn't, I'm wondering how much I can get for your organs right now 😛

You need not to. if I were you I wouldn't ;)

Because I even went private for thee.

You shouldn't

Because I'm trustworthy

I'm NOT a loch Ness monster.