Zombie Karl Marx arises and I get to explain how people co-opted and/or twisted and/or weaponized fear against his ideology, and he raises an army of undead Marxists to rampage and set things right, it only gets less conservative from there

Make Opeth Growl Again

My most conservative wish is that my neutered cat could immaculately conceive and give birth to his own clones.

We rocket launch all boomers into the sun. It'll free up lot's of resources and nothing of value would be lost.

Lone beneficiary. Conservative enough?

Perishable foods being unable to rot

my most c*nservati--- 🤢... my co-- 🤢🤢 I can't even say it...

conservation of energy.

That all young ladies/women wear their dress and skirt hemlines below their knees. Oh.. and full- cheeked panties only— none of those scandalous thongs. 😉

fiscal responcibility

Conservat... What?

Conservation of the environment.

Prüfet alles und behaltet das Gute.