One mango white claw, coming right up!

Did you look in the toilet bowl

Sorry the value meal doesn't come with one, the drink is extra, can I interest you in a blood orange vanilla Coke for only 1.99?

Spring Break isn't fair ... I'm sorry >https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED240/5c158d7f0e0bd.jpeg

Waiting for you in the pub

Ain’t nobody drinking here at 3:50 in the afternoon. Not really drinking at any hour, tbh. My husband hides in the garage when he wants to sneak a beer.

It's right here I just had to add a few things to it

Whiskey sour?

It's mine now

sip .... what?

In the fridge

kinky gf to her kinky bf: I don't have to go to the bathroom yet!

Ok I'll raise you, just drive.