I was telling someone about how I saw an old woman standing at the side of a motorway waiting to step in front of a lorry, and she told me that’s how her boyfriend killed himself. I apologised profusely and wanted to slap myself. (The old woman was fine, by the way. There were two policemen running up the slip road to get her.)

My daughter brought along a friend who is just met when we were (used) vehicle shopping. That was weird.

I was in a drive-thru and someone decided to walk through the drive-thru, so already a little strange because they were walking behind my car. And then when the employee took my order it was obvious they were very frustrated and having a hard time. Then while I was paying for my food the big ass truck in front of me in line that got their food already stopped and this lady got out of the passenger side and starts walking toward my car because they forgot her fries. So she complained with the person in the window with me in the middle feeling a little a w k w a r d.

I said “hi how are you?” They said “good how are you?” I said “good thank you how are you?”

any time i see a person

Just 2 minutes ago. I don't know the solution of this current problem in Zelda. This guy wants my help but I can't help him, don't know how. That is awkward as shoe!

Too many to remember

I left my notes app open at work and someone saw "the list"

I asked a stranger if she was interested in having her photo taken by me. I felt less confident and a bit weird and awkward doing so.