Don’t get beat up and enjoy yourself

Publicly talk shit about Chelsea FC or Arsenal FC. I guess you didn't 'cause you apparently came back alive.

Visit me because I’m out of the country.

declare war on France, I hear that's a thing

Do not visit the crowded tourist spots! London is the place where the new covid variants rampage without any counter measures, better look for safety. Nobody needs to have an omicron infection like me. Trust me, it is total shit.

Drive on the right.

You should not do what pleases others.

Forget ya tourist loicense

Drink tea with your pinky up

Touch the reins! https://youtu.be/qmkJoU9nP_E

London Eye is a huge tourist trap. Don't bother… also don't get stabbed

Getting stabbed.