Retrospring is shutting down on 1st March, 2025 Read more

desea · 14 answers · 1y

What if i melted the screws that occasionally fall off me and fed them to you like a slushie

I wouldn't say anything. Someone might say "ooooh this shit's manipulative" but in truth, I am a footstool.

We'd be doing that exactly three times: the first time, the only time and the last time.

Now that is a little disturbing imagery. I would probably try to stop you from doing that.

I would die (my digestive system is not rated to ingest materials in the range of 1300-1500 degrees

it would certainly help with my iron deficiency... but that would be the least of my problems

Retrospring uses Markdown for formatting

*italic text* for italic text

**bold text** for bold text

[link](https://example.com) for link