my boss complemented me on my out of the box solution to a problem, I get to have a short vacation with diving and fine dining starting tomorrow, hitting the shower rn

all in all good

Well I'm still alive despite going through a bad spell with my mental health.

I told my husband i hated him and his entire family the other day. Don't know why he hasn't divorced me tbh.

It's the last day of May. I love the last day of a month, I love to tell her bye and thanks for NOTHING.

new Bladee

Pay day baybee! But on a less materialistic note, I'm grateful to have another day with the people I love.

A picnic at the beach. The sun shining (at last). Sitting in my garden hearing all the birds and drinking coffee (now). Laughing at my friend (by text) complaining about the price of “limited edition” plectrums (guitar picks). Pretending to be jealous of another friend who texted me a picture of their food in a restaurant - that chocolate brownie though!

It's my off day. I don't have to work. I just finished cooking lunch [for the next three work days]. Now I'm relaxing in my bed.

Im on vacation in Poland with my girlfriend

Had breakfast and made coffee for my girlfriend.

Someone cute bumped into me.

I was asked to participate in a company's summer picnic or whatever it is, assuming the plague doesn't resume, right before 4th of July weekend...they want me to be in a dunking booth. I was leaning against it but 1) they showed me the vote and I was by far the most popular request, and 2) I get to shit-talk everyone when they come up to try to dunk me and I'm going to have like 6 weeks to work on some material for everybody, I am glad I said yes

Master of None season 3!

That tomorrow I won’t have to Zoom and it’s a 3-day weekend.

I ordered a cheeseburger with no onions and it came with no onions. ☺️

Chris Martinez attempted to make a comeback and got banned almost immediately!