Arman · 13 answers · 3y

Have you ever pooped outdoors [like in the woods]? Are you prepared for a situation in which you have no choice but to poop outdoors? How do you prepare yourself for such a situation?

I did once, it was an emergency, we only had one bathroom at the time and my brother was in the shower. There's not any way to prepare yourself, imo. It's just an "I guess this is happening" situation.

Gasp! I do declare, I'd rather go outdoors than in my underwear. :P Most essential thing is being able to find some form of personal privacy and knowing how to squat properly. It's funny how modern times change so much and make simple necessities seem barbaric. All of nature evacuates in the outdoors except for humans (who must be in a room with plumbing that takes the feces to the outdoors). Lol 🙈I'm curious, do people have rituals/to prepare for going indoors vs outdoors?

I'm sure I have, probably while I was out camping somewhere as a kid. I'm used to peeing outside as I've done so many a' times while drunk and out with friends.

I've peed in nature, but I haven't pooped. my only wish is that, if I ever do need to poop outdoors, I have something clean to wipe my bootyhole with

I have once, when I was a kid. I wasn’t in the least prepared, but it was better than the alternative.

I have. When I was a little girl and we would visit my grandparents in Mexico, they had no toilet, so we’d have to use the corral where the cattle were kept.

Happened when I was a kid. we were on a hike when I felt the urge to go. I kneeled down in the high grasses to poo got punished immediately for desecrating nature. . A sharp dry twig poked me in the butt. I still remember the pain.

Nah, but you do what you gotta do if the urge strikes and there isn't a toilet in range - afterward I'd probably be sitting there like a cat trying to bury or cover it or something

Society is evolving, and I'm happy to say that the prospects of me having to shit outdoors is low.

Oh yes, when in nature or elsewhere your body works still the same. You need not to prepare for this. It always works in the same way. :D

When I was in my early youth I did this often, in the woods yes. I don't see a szenario were this would be necessary again. Extreme things have to happen first.

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