Approach the biggest, chonkiest one and ask it, "So, do you come here to murder me often? Or is this your first time?"

if i don't move they won't see me 👁👄👁

Pspspspspsps

Its a metaphor for life. Eventually the pussy is going to trap you.

well if I'm in a store I'm shoplifting some food or a laser pointer or some other distraction and I'm outskies

Sets off fire alarm 🔥😎 lol ... I've always wanted to do that 😭 (these are the moments that make it all worth it!)

Die of allergic reaction, next question babe :)

Run towards the meat department. Hopeful they’ll find something there to sink their teeth into instead of me.

This reminds me of the two guys who come across a huge, hungry lion. One of them puts on a pair of trainers and starts lacing them up. The other guy says, “ What are you doing? You’ll never outrun that thing!” The first guy says, “I only have to outrun you...”

💩 Crap my pants ???

Pick up a broom or a chair or something. Wait for them to wander away from the entrance and then go out of the room.

Felines? Like panthers, leopards and lions? What a lovely opportunity to replace my old wardrobe with fresh fur!

I'd take em home and feed em.