Yeah thats how I married my wife.

So the converse are mine now,

Interesting technique 🤔😜

Be careful what you lick. You can accumulate a lot debt and disease that way!

What?? No. That sounds really bratty, no offense if this is your kid you're referring to. XD

Underhanded. Borderland fraudulent.

Pay me you brat! 😂

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Yes. It’s your saliva!

I remember being perturbed because I dropped an ice cream cone on my way home and got into trouble for saying it was my brother's one. When my father asked how I knew it was his, I said I'd already licked mine so I knew it was his - lies! I had to give my brother the remaining cone.

No it's not.

solid, we've got hundreds of years of case law supporting the idea, most notably Billy v Cooties (1987)

I'm inclined to agree.

I wouldn't be this close to a kid