eat ben & jerry's ice cream

I like to be in a pool, eat light summer food, drink sour and acidic drinks and generally feel well in the buff. Also I hide in the shade and do read. As an alternative I like to be at the beach. Also in the buff, also reading.

If it's not a workday, I try to get everything I've absolutely gotta do out in the world done before 9AM. Then, once that's all done by 1PM or later, I try to find an air conditioned building to watch cartoons in or read (ew) or something else that's very indoors.

I kind of like being at work on super hot days. Seeing all those peeps trudging about swearing miserably between classes makes me happy 😆

sell my sweat as an aphrodisiac

Complain. Sweat. Hide. Burn. Maybe not in that order, but you get the general idea

Stay in any cool place that I can find

Take a shower

But I'm inside

I'm in Florida, it's always hot outside, I'm used to it. But chances are I'll be inside in the air conditioning.

Stay inside 😝 I'll sit by the AC all day 😄

Not die of heatstroke.

Die

Be inside :)